Jerhume Brunnen-G

thoughtlesstechnologist:

brodingershat:

bleeznuggets:

spazzysunshine:

1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES

DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!

2.PRESS PLAY

3.CLOSE YOUR EYES

ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.

DO IT NOW.

THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING

Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered 

OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. FINALLY REAPPEARD ON MY DASHHH

I thought this would be like “Oh cool yeah that sounded like a haircut”

NO NO NO NO NO NO

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND

Well, I am supremely uncomfortable now.
Impressed beyond belief, but WHAT

I’M CAUGHT BETWEEN “WOW”

AND “NO NO DO NOT WANT”

As someone who literally got their hair cut yesterday- with both scissors and an electric clipper, to boot- this is frankly amazing. It could’ve been better rendered by varying the sounds in a way that indicated that our friend Luigi was cutting upwards rather than across- now I feel like someone’s shaved a swath across the back of my head- but it’s still pretty spectacular.

This is fucking amazing

This is some grade-A positional rendering.