The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven’s Ninth. In the piece, there’s a long passage about 20 minutes during which the double basses have nothing to do. Rather than sit around the whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided to sneak offstage and go to the tavern…
I literally overcame self esteem issues by making ironically over-arrogant claims because even if you’re joking about something a lot you start to believe it and that can totally work in a good way if you let it
remember in the series of unfortunate events books where he would be like “…a word which here means [insert overly specific example that’s only relevant to one part of the plot at this specific time here]”?
shout out to lemony snicket for NEVER giving us the dictionary definition for words but somehow managing to teach us vocab anyway