Headcanon: poor Queen Leah tried to gently nudge King Stephen into making better decisions but, as the movie illustrated, her efforts were predominately fruitless.
American actor James Marsters playing British vampire Spike putting on an American accent.
The choice is yours.
This is a shit ton of bullshit and shaming. People are born with health problems and perfectly healthy people develop health problems. There isn’t always a choice.
are your eyes red, itchy, and inflamed? don’t reach for those eyedrops, just grab a fucking red pepper and shove that into your eyes instead, just fucking jam all the vegetables you can into your eyes you fucking animal just do it
Inject V8 directly into your veins you miserable bag of trash. Get a giant syringe full of vegetable juice and stab right through your fucking arm in a wild attempt to cure your heart condition.
Wow, and here I could have saved all the time and discomfort of fucking brain surgery by eating a leek or something. WHO KNEW?!
Commentary. On. Point.
Do you have the flu? Just eat Whole Foods. Eat an entire Whole Foods.
In the moment of a bronchitis attack, I can just inhale some orange juice. Pulp and all. Straight into my lungs. Being healthy has never felt so good.
No amount of kale will make my genes produce collagen properly, you fuckwads.
I love “Be Our Guest” because it’s basically a whole gigantic music number saying “Aw you’re sad? It’s okay. Food exists. Eat everything. Eat until the feelings go away.”