g-iggle:

oh hey let me just park my FUCKING SQUID

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therodentqueen:

thetruezharry:

• You’re expected to know every detail of the book that you don’t like. Otherwise “You just don’t get it.”
• You’re constantly in awe of how many people think it’s well written.
• All the characters are either creepy or straight up assholes.

True stuff, that.

The difference, of course, is that at least a plurality of the fans of Twilight have actually read it.

This restores my faith in huge manatees.

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christinsanity:

Yeah, we’re all just a piece of shit.

On a related note, a little bit of sleight of hand works wonders for freaking out fundies.

totalspiffage:

beseengreen:

Did Jenny McCarthy ever apologize for supporting the claim that vaccines cause autism leading hundreds of thousands of people to believe her and celebrities like her and somehow cause an increase in the incidents of whooping cough and measles?

No. 

She never did and so people still believe vaccines are to blame for autism. This leads to  kids spreading diseases that vaccines made somewhat irrelevant. Great going. People have actually died because of her bullshit.

People continue to sicken and die because of this, and it’s only getting worse. Measles, polio, and such were pretty much solved problems. They’d stopped killing and crippling children (at least in the developed world), and the associated pathogens had begun to fade away from lack of hosts, just as smallpox had in previous decades.

Now?

http://whatstheharm.net/vaccinedenial.html

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Vaccine_hysteria

So, yeah. Jenny McCarthy is (in part) responsible for the needless deaths of children. She can go fuck herself in half and give the pieces to the crows.

I have actually done this. It doesn’t work very well.

shavingryansprivates:

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literateknits:

starkexpos:

astroize:

hoursago:

i couldn’t remember maria hill’s name so i just called her robin the whole time

I accept this origin story. 

Tony calls her “Sparkles” and routinely courts death. 

Clint owned her album back in the day and now he gets the song stuck in his head every time he has to talk to her.

Kids, in 2012 your Aunt Robin decided to join SHIELD…

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christinsanity:

Non-contributing atheists of USA.

moves-like-jaeger:

rainbowsaola:

I WANT TO PLAY

I WANT TO PLAY THIS.

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